JCVD是尚格·云顿的名字JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME的首字母缩写。本片是尚格·云顿的一部半自传性质的影片,他在片中对自己曾经是动作片明星而大开自己的玩笑。他从美国回到比利时家乡,想寻找在美国所没有的平静的生活,但却面临税务问题、与他的妻子争夺儿子的监护权的官司、动作片不景气时期,而且还卷入一桩银行抢劫案。
One night when seeking his estranged wife, Hoffmann goes to the youth center where she works. The police are there rounding up radicals who frequent the center - Hoffmann runs into the building and ends up being shot in the head. He awakens with brain trauma, partially paralyzed and unable to speak. The police accuse him of stabbing an officer; the radicals herald him as an innocent victim of police brutality. During his slow recovery at the hospital, Hoffmann must piece together his life and struggle to remember the events of that night.
A young American clerk Anthony, who was recently divorced, led a lonely lifestyle. His old friend Matt did not answer calls for several days and it looked like he left somewhere without warning any of his friends. One day, sounds were heard from Matt's apartment and Anthony went to check what happened there. Suddenly, he stumbled upon an unfamiliar, beautiful girl and fell in surprise and hit his head. As it turned out, the girl was Natasha, Matt's girlfriend. Matt heard the sound and rushed in. He and Natasha carried Anthony to his apartment. The next day, Matt and Natasha told Anthony they had just returned from Russia and advised him to go there where he could find a beautiful bride. Natasha assured Anthony that Russia is a very safe place and lots of fun things going on. After some hesitation, Anthony went to Russia. Having settled into the hotel, and rested, in the evening he went to the bar, where he met a lonely, dancing, beautiful blonde named Nina. One of the bar visitors warns Anthony that Nina was a witch and could not be kissed. Anthony didn't take it seriously. The couple had fun at the restaurant and Nina invited Anthony to her home. Well drunk, Anthony agreed.
A young woman (Rosemary Wilcox) is haunted by pop-Freudian dreams of her recently murdered psychologist (and lover), so for some reason she goes to a resort where the psychologist liked to hang out and becomes involved with a gangster (Adolf Celli) and the strange female resort owner (Alida Valli). Soon more murders occur involving the other guests at the resort.
迈克(杰西·艾森伯格 Jesse Eisenberg 饰)是一名彻彻底底的宅男,长这么大,他一步都不曾踏出过他生活的小镇之外。平日里,迈克在超市当收银员,闲暇时光中,他喜欢画漫画,然而麦克甚至自己所创造的角色和故事永远都不会有被大众知晓的那一天。菲比(克里斯汀·斯图尔特 Kristen Stewart 饰)是迈克的女友,迈克最大的心愿,就是能够克服内心的恐惧,带菲比去夏威夷度假。